Bullshit Bundles Vol. 1 — Parody Self‑Help Workbook (PDF)

The Ultimate Shit Product Bundle to Fix Your Double Addictions (Scroll + Food Delivery) – Raw, Ugly, and Effective AF”STOP scrolling addiction PDF"

Yo, you double-fucking loser – yeah, that's you, scrolling through endless TikTok bullshit while ordering that greasy pizza at 10 PM, feeling like a broke, fat zombie. Reddit's exploding with "Why can't I stop scrolling?!" and "Food delivery apps are ruining my life!" X (Twitter) rants: "These apps make me addicted and poor!" And you? You're paying with your time, money, and sanity. But wait, champ: No need for therapy or fancy apps (ironic, right?). Just this 4-page raw PDF bundle, slapped together in 30 minutes while I was scrolling and ordering pizza myself – now I'm the ShitProductKing by Rankzilla, fixing shit from Ibiza.

What's Inside This Double Shit? (With Meme Illustrations for Extra Laughs & Rage)

• Part 1: F*ck You Fix – Stop Wasting Your Life on TikTok/Scroll Hell
  Recognize the enemy (your phone's a dick), build a wall (make it hard, lazy-style), replace with better shit (or stay broke). Meme Illo: Sloth dude napping on couch with exploding phone emojis 😴📱💥 – hilarious, hand-drawn crap to keep you hooked.
• Part 2: F*ck You Fix – Stop Feeding Delivery Apps That Make You Fat & Broke
  Spot the dealer (those sneaky notifications), fortify your wallet (limits & gray mode hacks), swap for real wins (cook simple, save 50€/week). Meme Illo: Cartoon you as a zombie chowing pizza while money flies away 🍔💸🧟‍♂️ – ugly, relatable AF.
• Why Bundle? One Shit Rarely Comes Alone – These addictions feed each other (scroll leads to "reward" eats). Fix both in 15 min total. No polish: Hässliche formatting, bold rants, emojis everywhere – because perfect = suspicious.

From My Half-Assed Story to Your Win (Real Talk)
Years of half-hearted web life: Abstract-figurative artist, Ibiza villa handyman (fixing rich idiots' fuck-ups), kid book/digital creator – 1700 followers scattered, no niche, zero sales talent (can't schmooze). Then BAM – read the Fuck Bullshit Method article, blood froze, fire lit! Renewed all accounts as ShitProductKing by Rankzilla. No more half-ass: Raw PDFs like this one, dropping bombs on your frustrations. Result? 200€/month saved after 7 days – ROI on nothing.

Why This Works (And Your Excuses Fail)

• Faul-freundlich: Baby steps, no marathons.
• Meme Illustrations: Quick laughs to make the fixes stick (drawn sloppy, like my old art).
• No BS: 3.50$ – cheaper than one delivery order or your daily scroll regret. If it flops? Your fault – reread and do it. I made this while being addicted; now eat salad and hustle.

What You Get (Instant Download)

• The full 4-page PDF (English primary, with bilingual tips in Spanish/German for global champs).
• Bonus: Free meme template to share your "before/after" on socials (tag @ShitProductKingByRankzilla!).
• Lifetime access – update if I rage more (connect@rankzilla.info for feedback).