How to Finally Stop Postponing Everything Bullshit Bundles Vol. 2 —Help Workbook (PDF)”
3 Radical Tips That Hurt So Bad You'll Do It Out of Spite
Tip 1: The 5-Second Sabotage (count backward, then make the first micro-move)
Tip 2: The "Eat or Die" To-Do List (only tasks that will consume you if you ignore them)
Tip 3: Pay Yourself to Fail (this is how you rewire your brain) Bonus:
"Excuse Generator Cards" (printable cards with brilliantly stupid excuses) Layout? Intentionally ugly: screaming yellow/red, felt-tip pen writing, shaky edges. Not design porn, just friction → action. Note: Not coaching, not therapy. Just practical, sarcastic kick-starting tips. Use at your own risk – including sudden bursts of motivation.
— What you get (Bullet Points)
1 PDF (2 pages) in A4 + US Letter
1 ZIP file with 12 "Excuse Generator Cards" (PNG + printable A4)
Print-friendly black and white version
License: personal, unlimited printing
— Who is it for?
Procrastinators with a sense of humor
People who hate motivation but want results
Creators, students, freelancers
— Not for
Perfectionists with design aspirations
People who get offended when a PDF yells at them
— Technical details
Formats: PDF (A4 + US Letter), PNG cards (1080×1350), ZIP
Size: 2 pages + 12 cards
File size: <10 MB total
Version: v1.0 (November 2025)
649 / 5.000 You procrastinate? Welcome to the club of eternal procrastinators. This PDF isn't pretty—it's ugly, honest, and designed to hurt you. With a background that screams in yellow or red and text that looks like it was scribbled with a broad marker, it contains three radical tips that will sting so badly you'll get up in a fit of rage. Plus bonus: your personal excuse generator to celebrate your laziness. No bullshit, no sugarcoating—just raw truth. Perfect for anyone who hates their laziness but does nothing about it. Buy it, read it, and stay lazy anyway. Or not. Your life, your problem.