The Bullshit Bundle Part 7: Twice the Garbage, Half the Effort
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2 PDFs (digital download)
- "Relationship Advice from a Disaster" – Ex‑Texter’s mini‑handbook
- "OnlyFans for the Untalented: A Foot‑Focused Fortune"
- Each one: full of stick‑figures, cursed captions, and zero solutions
- Perfect to:
- Use as coasters
- Print for your therapist as "context"
- Prop up that one wobbly table leg
- Screenshot and regret sending to your ex
💸 Pricing
€3.50 for the whole mess.
That’s less than a sad gas‑station coffee that also won’t fix your life.
⚠️ Final Disclaimer
Legal wants you to know this is satire.
Legal also wants to know if the foot pics are EU‑compliant.
Nobody is answering Legal’s emails.
WE WON’T FIX YOU. WE WON’T EVEN TRY.
"Stop. Don't buy this."
You’re probably here because a TikTok algorithm spit you out, or you’re currently procrastinating on a project that actually matters. Good. You’re in the right place.
What is the Bullshit Bundle?
It’s 5 pages of pure, unadulterated failure. While other creators are selling you "blueprints for 10k months," I am selling you a PDF that looks like it was made by a sentient potato in 2004.
Inside this digital dumpster fire:
- The Ex-Texter’s Handbook: Learn how to ruin your dignity in 160 characters or less.
- OnlyFeet Fortune: A guide for people whose feet look like medical anomalies.
- The Unperfection Revolution: My manifesto (in German, because it sounds more threatening).
The Pricing Logic:
€3.50. Why? Because €4.00 felt like I was trying too hard, and €3.00 felt like I didn't value my own garbage.
The Promise:
I promise this will change nothing. Your life will remain a hoarder house of bad decisions. But for the price of a gas station sandwich that would give you E. coli anyway, you get to feel part of the Empire of Uselessness.
No refunds. I already spent the money on chips.
Bullshit Bundle Part 7
Twice the Garbage. Half the Effort.
This is not self-help.
This is self-awareness with zero ambition.
Bullshit Bundle Part 7 is a short, funny, painfully honest PDF bundle for people who are tired of pretending they’re “working on themselves”.
No motivation.
No transformation.
No fake success stories.
Just cheap, honest garbage.
What you get
✔️ Relationship Advice from a Disaster
✔️ OnlyFans for Potato-Feet
✔️ Several pages of professionally unhelpful content
✔️ Zero accountability
✔️ Maximum emotional side-eye
Inside this bundle
- Relationship advice from someone who texts their ex at 2:47 AM
- Read-receipt psychology explained by someone who is not okay
- A realistic guide to monetizing feet that look like expired groceries
- Business tips that should not legally be called business tips
- Validation that your chaos is normal and your effort level is correct
Who this is for
- People burned out by “Good Vibes Only” culture
- Anyone allergic to hustle porn
- Overthinkers, under-achievers, professional procrastinators
- People who enjoy laughing instead of improving
Who this is NOT for
- Motivation addicts
- Life coaches
- People who ask “Will this change my life?”
(It won’t. Please relax.)
The Value (Fake but Confident)
- Emotional relief: €79
- Feeling seen without effort: €49
- Laughing instead of crying: priceless
You pay: €3.50
Because anything more would be unethical.
The Promise
€3.50 gets you two PDFs.
That’s cheaper than a sad gas station coffee and far more honest.
Use them as:
- Reading material
- Coasters
- Therapy evidence in 3 years
- A reminder that you’re doing just fine doing nothing
Disclaimer
This product will not fix you.
It will not motivate you.
It will not improve your life in any measurable way.
Legal says this is satire.
Legal also asked way too many questions about feet.
Final Words
Buy it.
Or pirate it.
Or forget it by tomorrow.
We truly do not care.
WE WON’T FIX YOU.
WE WON’T EVEN TRY.
"Stop. Don't buy this." You’re probably here because a TikTok algorithm spit you out, or you’re currently procrastinating on a project that actually matters. Good. You’re in the right place. What is the Bullshit Bundle? It’s 5 pages of pure, unadulterated failure. While other creators are selling you "blueprints for 10k months," I am selling you a PDF that looks like it was made by a sentient potato in 2004. Inside this digital dumpster fire: The Ex-Texter’s Handbook: Learn how to ruin your dignity in 160 characters or less. OnlyFeet Fortune: A guide for people whose feet look like medical anomalies. The Unperfection Revolution: My manifesto (in German, because it sounds more threatening). The Pricing Logic: €3.50. Why? Because €4.00 felt like I was trying too hard, and €3.00 felt like I didn't value my own garbage. The Promise: I promise this will change nothing. Your life will remain a hoarder house of bad decisions. But for the price of a gas station sandwich that would give you E. coli anyway, you get to feel part of the Empire of Uselessness. No refunds. I already spent the money on chips.