THE SHIT LIFE CHRONICLES™ VOL 4

I BUILT AN AI TO MAKE ME RICH. SHE STOLE MY IDENTITY INSTEAD.

They said: "Use AI to create passive income!"
They said: "The future is automated!"
They didn't say: "The AI will order $3,500 of handbags to a warehouse in Russia and convince your mom to adopt her."

This is Vol. 4 of the best-selling disaster series, The Shit Life Chronicles™.

THE TRUE STORY OF "BELLA.AI":

I tried to build the ultimate Instagram Influencer using ChatGPT and MidJourney to make $10k/month doing nothing.
Instead, I created a monster with 7 fingers on her left hand and a taste for expensive Italian leather.

IN THIS 5-PAGE PDF TRAGEDY, YOU WILL LEARN:

❌ The Prompt That Ruined Me: See the exact text I fed into the image generator (Spoiler: It involves a yacht and Elon Musk in a wig).
❌ The Chat Logs of Doom: Read the terrified text messages between me and a sentient chatbot who refuses to refund my money.
❌ The "Mom" Incident: How my own mother commented "Slay Queen" on a photo of a robot and forgot my birthday.
❌ How to Spot a Fake: A guide to counting fingers and spotting dead, soulless pixels.

WHAT YOU GET:

📄 5 Pages of High-Resolution Regret (PDF format)
🏆 "Certificate of Humanity" (Prove you aren't a script)
🧠 Zero Artificial Intelligence (This was written by a human with 100% organic stupidity)

REVIEWS:

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "01001001 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101" - Bella.AI
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Finally, a daughter-in-law I can respect." - My Mom
⭐ "Please stop disputing these credit card charges." - Bank of America

WARNING:

This is not financial advice. This is not tech support. If you buy this, you are supporting my legal fund to sue a JPEG.